There's a joke which I found it rather a hilarious one. Just wanna share with you. Enjoy and get ready to burst out in laughter.
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestures alluring to the barman, who comes immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks. softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me -- I need to speak with him." She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't." breathes the barman. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
My new shoes, am getting one more.
I was in dire need of a new pair of shoes. Last week, all my shoes were all worn out except one which is red in colour. That pair is also not a comfortable one though as it hurts my feet especially my heels. But now everything is solved. A brand new shoes I bought not long ago. It cost me only RM50! It's friggin cheap! It gets nicer the more I look at it. Thought of showing off in front of my mum. Surprisingly she asked me to get one more pair of shoes. I was very happy indeed. Now I get to buy another one which means there will be another shopping day =)
I had steamboat with my parents yesterday night. These days are cold enough so we decided to have some hot stuff to get our body warmed up. Besides steamboat, we ordered crabs and lala. The lala attracted me till I snapped a pic of it. It was huge, the biggest I had so far I guess.
I had steamboat with my parents yesterday night. These days are cold enough so we decided to have some hot stuff to get our body warmed up. Besides steamboat, we ordered crabs and lala. The lala attracted me till I snapped a pic of it. It was huge, the biggest I had so far I guess.
DBF 5 Photo-taking Session
It's 5 in the morning now. I had finally done drafting a report regarding the issue of local products. It looked easy but when I was doing it, I scratched my head till my hair fell off and were everywhere around the floor (alright, I know this is exaggerating). Since time allowed me to blog awhile before I go get some sleep, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce my classmates to all of you who read my blog.
Last Friday after we finished our lesson of the day, we gathered around to have some class photo taking session. The theme was Black or White, so most of us wore black and white tops. Basically all of us were so excited and were quite noisy that day which made our tutor next door so uptight. She had already came to gave us a warning but we continued on our way, ignorant of the consequences which lay ahead.
In my class, there are only 5 guys including me out of 20 students. Can you see how happy we are by just having so many girls around us everyday. Joking.com Lol.. Koon Yee left us due to improper scheduling of his timetable and he mixed it up till it clashed with our class timetable.
When we were about to finish, guess what? We finally had our mouths shut and were forced to leave the room. She came to us again with a really mad face and raised her voice. Gotta admit it was our fault at first to make her so uptight again. But we had our fun though.
I was trying to pick a fight. Look at how serious I was. But he fukken smiled at me! Lol..Was he looking down on me? (He was indeed)
Alright. This was a lil bit unethical of act.
Look at the chair wei. She was trying to hentam me with that chair. I was so pathetic T_T
Last Friday after we finished our lesson of the day, we gathered around to have some class photo taking session. The theme was Black or White, so most of us wore black and white tops. Basically all of us were so excited and were quite noisy that day which made our tutor next door so uptight. She had already came to gave us a warning but we continued on our way, ignorant of the consequences which lay ahead.
In my class, there are only 5 guys including me out of 20 students. Can you see how happy we are by just having so many girls around us everyday. Joking.com Lol.. Koon Yee left us due to improper scheduling of his timetable and he mixed it up till it clashed with our class timetable.
When we were about to finish, guess what? We finally had our mouths shut and were forced to leave the room. She came to us again with a really mad face and raised her voice. Gotta admit it was our fault at first to make her so uptight again. But we had our fun though.
I was trying to pick a fight. Look at how serious I was. But he fukken smiled at me! Lol..Was he looking down on me? (He was indeed)
Alright. This was a lil bit unethical of act.
Look at the chair wei. She was trying to hentam me with that chair. I was so pathetic T_TAbout us
So you did read it. Yeah, we don't have to rush about this matter. Slowly we will get this through together.
About the TGI Friday, I know you would feel guilty if you didn't treat me. That time I really thought of paying it together but I know you won't feel nice if I insist to pay. So I kept my wallet away. About the stress you mentioned, I didn't feel it as a burden to me as I could still afford to just fetch you. I'm not the guy who will keep buying things you want. I don't want to treat you that way too.
Surprises and romantic thingy are all about that very moment. It's not about long lasting. True though but it's a start of long lasting one. To be honest, I actually had plan one earlier but it was rather a failed one because it was too rush. Remember Hui Kian asked you about your brother's phone number? I was the one who wanted the number.
After that there are more to come, as they keep crossing into my mind. I'd just get excited whenever I think about it. I guess I'll keep these till we both are ready for it.
I will need you. Always do. I will wait for the time for us to be together for real. As usual, I won't give up on you. No matter how I concentrate into my studies, there's always a room for you in my mind. This is always. It's not that I will get distracted but just to tell you I always think of you.
Since you told me something secret. Let me tell you something secret here. Do you know I have a nickname called Budget King? Friends always call me that. It's true that I'm not rich and I also know that you will not don't want me because of this. I just know it. Every time whenever my friends wanted to go somewhere prestigious, they will first look at me. Haha. True story.com. I will not just simply spend money because I know myself and my family situation. About financial we both can settle it together. That's what I'm trying to say.
As you said, both of us will get very busy this lately. But I hope we will not lose each other. Less outing I can agree with that. But I still want to be like usual like how we used to be as in chatting or sms-ing. I don't wanna lose you. I will always be whenever and wherever you need me.
I will focus on my studies and you must also gambateh. We both can make it together.
I enjoyed that day too. After that night, I actually put one of the photos as my phone wallpaper.
I miss you <3
About the TGI Friday, I know you would feel guilty if you didn't treat me. That time I really thought of paying it together but I know you won't feel nice if I insist to pay. So I kept my wallet away. About the stress you mentioned, I didn't feel it as a burden to me as I could still afford to just fetch you. I'm not the guy who will keep buying things you want. I don't want to treat you that way too.
Surprises and romantic thingy are all about that very moment. It's not about long lasting. True though but it's a start of long lasting one. To be honest, I actually had plan one earlier but it was rather a failed one because it was too rush. Remember Hui Kian asked you about your brother's phone number? I was the one who wanted the number.
After that there are more to come, as they keep crossing into my mind. I'd just get excited whenever I think about it. I guess I'll keep these till we both are ready for it.
I will need you. Always do. I will wait for the time for us to be together for real. As usual, I won't give up on you. No matter how I concentrate into my studies, there's always a room for you in my mind. This is always. It's not that I will get distracted but just to tell you I always think of you.
Since you told me something secret. Let me tell you something secret here. Do you know I have a nickname called Budget King? Friends always call me that. It's true that I'm not rich and I also know that you will not don't want me because of this. I just know it. Every time whenever my friends wanted to go somewhere prestigious, they will first look at me. Haha. True story.com. I will not just simply spend money because I know myself and my family situation. About financial we both can settle it together. That's what I'm trying to say.
As you said, both of us will get very busy this lately. But I hope we will not lose each other. Less outing I can agree with that. But I still want to be like usual like how we used to be as in chatting or sms-ing. I don't wanna lose you. I will always be whenever and wherever you need me.
I will focus on my studies and you must also gambateh. We both can make it together.
I enjoyed that day too. After that night, I actually put one of the photos as my phone wallpaper.
I miss you <3
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