Joke

There's a joke which I found it rather a hilarious one. Just wanna share with you. Enjoy and get ready to burst out in laughter.


A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

She gestures alluring to the barman, who comes immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.

"Are you the manager?" she asks. softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me -- I need to speak with him." She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't." breathes the barman. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."